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1、BlondeDetectives美女侦探Blonde Detectives 美女侦探A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.一位警官正在询问三位想成为侦探的金发女郎。To test their skills in recognizing a suspect,为了测试她们辨别嫌疑犯的技巧，he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.他让其中一位看一张照片，五秒钟后把照片藏了起来。This

2、is your suspect, how would you recognize him?“这就是你的嫌疑犯，你怎么样能把他再认出来？”The first blonde answers,这位美女回答，Thats easy, well catch him fast because he only has one eye!“这太容易了，他只有一只眼睛，我一下就能认出他来！”The policeman says,警官说，Well.uh.thats because the picture shows his profile.“喔嗯那是因为这只是他的侧面。”Slightly flustered by t

3、his ridiculous response,警官被这个荒谬的答案搞的有点不知所措，he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her,他把照片在第二位小姐面前一晃，五秒钟后问道，This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?“这就是你的嫌疑犯，你怎样才能把他认出来？”The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says,女郎咯咯地傻笑，撩了撩自己的头发说，Ha! Hed be too easy to

4、catch because he has only one ear!“哈！他太容易被认出来了，因为他只有一只耳朵！”The policeman angrily responds,警官恼怒地叫起来，Whats the matter with you two?你们两个是怎么搞的？Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because its a picture of his profile!他当然只有一只眼睛一只耳朵，因为这是他的侧面像！Is that the best answer you can come up with?这就是你们最好的答

5、案吗？”Extremely frustrated at this point,he shows the picture to the third blonde他很泄气地给第三位女郎看了照片，and in a very testy voice asks,很不耐烦地问她This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?，“这是你的嫌疑犯，你怎么样再认出他来？”He quickly adds . think hard before giving me a stupid answer.他迅速又补充了一句，“在给我愚蠢的答案之前你先好好想想。”The b

6、londe looks at the picture intently for a moment and says,这位美女很专心地看了一会儿，Hmmmm. the suspect wears contact lenses.说，“他戴的是隐形眼镜。”The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesnt know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.警官非常吃惊，一句话也说不出来了因为连他自己都不知道那个人是不是戴隐形眼镜。Well, thats an inter

7、esting answer.“嗯，这个答案真有意思。wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and Ill get back to you on that.你稍等，我去查一下他的档案，马上回来。”He leaves the room and goes to his office,他离开屋子回到办公室，checks the suspects file in his computer,查了下电脑中的档案and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.，喜气洋洋地回来了。Wow! I can

8、t believe it. its TRUE!“哇！我简直不能相信。是真的！The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses.他确实是戴隐形眼镜的。你做得太棒了！你怎么会有这么敏锐的观察力呢？”Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?“很简单啊，”女郎回答说，Thats easy, the blonde replied. He cant wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.“他不可能带普通眼镜的嘛，因为他只有一只眼睛和一只耳朵。”