小学英语英语故事幽默故事ChaudeandCold热与冷.doc

1、ChaudeandCold热与冷Chaude and Cold 热与冷A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. This is an outrage, he complained. The faucet marked C gave me boiling water.蒙特利尔咖啡馆的一位顾客拧开盥洗室的水龙头，结果被水烫伤了。“这太可恶了，”他抱怨道，“标着C的龙头流出的是开水。”But, Monsieur, C stands for chaude - French for hot. Yo

2、u should know that if you live in Montreal.“可是，先生，C代表Chaude，在法语里代表热。如果您住在蒙特利尔的话就应该知道这一点。”Wait a minute, roared the patron. The other tap is also marked C.“等等，”那位顾客咆哮着，“另外一个龙头标的也是C。”Of course, said the manager, It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city.“那当然，”经理说道：“这个C代表冷。毕竟，蒙特利尔是个双语城市。”