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ThebadnewsandtheterriblenewsThe bad news and the terrible news坏消息和可怕的消息Michael sat in his attorneys office. Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news ? the lawyer asked.迈克尔坐在律师的办公室里。“您想先知道坏消息还是可怕的消息？ ”律师问。Give me the bad news first. “先告诉我坏消息吧。”Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.“您的妻子发现了一张价值50万美元的照片。”“Thats the bad news?一asked Michael incredulously. l cant wait to hear the terrible news.The terrible news is that its of you and your secretary“那是坏消息？”迈克尔满腹怀疑_快告诉我可怕的消息。”“可怕的消息就是照片是关于您和秘书的。”