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Boringlectures无聊的课Boring lectures 无聊的课One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau is known for his droll sense of humor.在开普吉拉多市的东南密苏里州立大学上学的时候，我喜欢的几个老师之中有一个以他的幽默感而出名。Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I dont mind if you look at your watches during class.给新生上头一节课，他给学生解释在他课上的纪律，他说：“我知道我的课经常会很枯燥乏味，所以我并不介意你们在课上看表。I do, however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure theyre running!然而，我坚决不允许你们把表重重的摔在课桌上，以此来检查你的表是不是还在走。”