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1、BlindDate相亲Blind Date相亲After being with her all evening, the man couldnt take another minute with his blind date.和盲约对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话，这样他就能借故先离开了。When he returned to the table,

2、 he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.Thank heavens, his date replied. If yours hadnt, mine would have had to!当他回到桌边，他垂下眼睛，装出一副阴沉的表情，说：“有个不幸的消息，我的祖父刚刚去世了。”“谢天谢地！”他的约会对象说，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了！”英语单词短语学习：1 grim adj. 冷酷的；糟糕的；残忍的eg:There was further grim economic news yesterday.昨天有更令人沮丧的经济新闻。短语Fay Grim 国家密码 ; 菲格里姆 ; 国度暗码 ; 国家暗码Grim Ward 残酷吓阻 ; 野蛮人的残酷喝阻技能 ; 严酷吓阻Grim Shield 冷酷之盾 ; 严酷之盾Grim Sleeper 残酷睡客 ; 残酷沉睡者 ; 蛰伏冷血杀手 ; 残忍睡客grim rectitier 离子管整流器Grim Weapon 血腥武器bob grim 人鲍勃格里姆Grim Challenge 残忍挑战Grim Battendingol 格瑞姆巴托