小学英语英语故事幽默故事Headstone墓石.doc

1、Headstone墓石Headstone墓石A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.一个姓Strange的律师去买墓碑。他选好了以后，石匠问他，要在墓碑上刻什么碑铭。Here lies an honest man and a lawyer, responded the lawyer. Sorry, but I cant do that, r

2、eplied the stonecutter.律师回答：“这里长眠着一个诚实的人，一个律师。”“对不起，我办不到，”In this state, its against the law to bury two people in the same grave.石匠说，“要是这样的话，违反了一个坟墓只能埋葬一个人的法律。However, I could put here lies an honest lawyer But that wont let people know who it is protested the lawyer.不过，我会刻上：这里长眠着一位诚实的律师。律师抗议：“但是那样

3、人们就不知道这里埋葬的是谁啊！”Certainly will, retorted the stonecutter. people will read it and exclaim, Thats Strange!“当然知道啦，”石匠反驳道，“人们看到会惊呼太奇怪了！”英语单词学习：1 Headstonen. 基石；墓石eg:He stares down at the headstone for a moment, then hoists the shovel up and smashes it into the earth. 他凝视着墓碑石，过了一会，举起了铲子向地上的泥土猛地铲下。短语Livi

4、ng Headstone 永垂不朽的墓碑granite headstone 花岗岩墓石Headstone Lane 首石里站Decorated Headstone 华丽的墓碑Ossuary Headstone 埋骨处之杯About His Headstone 关于他墓碑To Sell american headstone 供应标题Tombstone & Headstone & Gravestone 供应2 stonecuttern. 石匠；琢石机；石工eg：The stonecutter inscribed the date on the tombstone.这石匠把日期刻在墓碑上。短语The Stonecutter 石匠stonecutter chiesel 石工凿Line Stonecutter 电脑仿形线条机Stonecutter Bridge 昂船洲大桥stonecutters hammer 石工锤to guide a stonecutter 引导切石工stonecutters chisel 石凿stonecuttershammer 石匠锤Yoshi the Stonecutter 石匠阿良