小学英语英语故事幽默故事ClassLassandAss班级情人和蠢驴.doc

1、ClassLassandAss班级、情人和蠢驴Class Lass and Ass班级、情人和蠢驴Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow.Tom教授打算第二天与他的学生见面，因此他在黑板上写道：“Tom教授明天将和大家见面”。A student, seeing his chance to displa

2、y his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased the c in the word class. The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the c erased-calmly walked up and erased the l in lass, looked at the flabbergasted student an

3、d proceeded on his way.一位学生看到这条通知后，觉得展示自己幽默感的机会来了，就走上前，将“class”中的“c”擦掉，教授听到笑声，转过身走回来，看了看那位学生，又看看被改动过的通知，不动声色地走上前，把“lass” 中的“l”擦掉，看了看那位目瞪口呆的学生，教授扬长而去。英语单词短语学习：1 Assn. 屁股；驴子；蠢人2 Lassn. 小姑娘；情侣；（苏格兰）女佣eg：The lass said nothing to her father, but she told it all over Gimmerton this morning.那姑娘倒没跟她父亲说，可是今天早上，她把这事传遍了吉默吞。3 erasevt. 抹去；擦除vi. 被擦去，被抹掉eg：They are desperate to erase the memory of that last defeat.他们急于抹去上次失败的记忆。